cerita benar - santai

kejadian di sebuah sekolah menengah sekitar shah alam (bukan nama sebenar).

teacher : class, would you pls give me what are these abbreviations stand for?? ATM...

student A : *dgn konfidennyer angkat tgn nak jawab* Automatic Transfer Money, teacher.

teacher : hoh?? incorrect dear. it is Autoteller Machine
*konon2 jer tu ber dear bagai*

teacher : ok, one more KTM??

student B : Keretapi Tanah Malaysia, teacher....

teacher : *aiyoookkk...matikla student ceni.....*

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di sekolah yg sama....

teacher : class!! after your SPM, where do you plan to pursue your study..either at IPTA or IPTS??

class : *half of da class responded confidently want to go to IPTA and another half IPTS*

teacher : class, do you know what are IPTA and IPTS stand for??

class : *remain silent*

teacher : uurrrgghhh....